please turn on the audio for this
Don’t do drugs, kids.
I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust
faked the whole squad
faked the cameraman too
sikk tekkers bruv…
This is illegal in 63 galaxies
Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
apparently February 14th will be a full moon. Celebrate with your lover by turning into a werewolf on your date and devouring them. 100% romantic i am an expert.
y’all motherfuckers want a fire elsa so bad but you dont even realize that already exists
Scare the shit outta your cat by filling their litter box with pop rocks
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”
I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.
Christ on a bike!
i cAN’T BRHREATEH
I made the same face the mirror did