I almost forgot my briefcase!
it contains important lab results
i dont get how you cant believe in evolution, there is literal evidence behind it
the evidence is literally right here
THIS IS NOT A GOOD BOX HUMAN
SAVE ME FROM THE BOX
I TRIED TO SITS BUT IT DIDN’T FITS
what if shinies were considered bad in the wild since it meant they will get killed easier, which would explain why there are so hard to find…
just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?
he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.
A delicately choreographed whatever the hell it is they’re doing.
I can vouch that the History of Canada is entirely 100% accurate.
australia; spot on.
U.S. History is on point in every aspect
Lord of the rings
yeah but we make great shoes…
The Men of Tumblr
So I just had the shit creeped out of me.
I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked.
My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away.
So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate.
And found this.
A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.
I think I’d have preferred a ghost….
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all you could ever need in a book
I don’t understand but I want it
did we all just collectively forget that elijah wood was in spy kids 3
smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog